I Do Not Pity These Fools.

Mr. T salt an pepper shakers, from Modern FX.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more insanely awesome salt and pepper shakers in Modern FX's Etsy shop.

Weird Oscar Moments.

2003: Adrian Brody kisses Halle Berry. Weird.

2010: Neil Patrick Harris opens the show. Funny, but weird.

1974: The Streaker. Ballsy, but weird.

2005: "Crash" wins Best Picture. Chris "Ludacris" Bridges?!

1988: Cher wins Best Actress. 'Nuff said.

Attraction.

Rubber lips magnet, from Art Akimbo.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more creative curiosities in Art Akimbo's Etsy shop.

Let Me Hold That For You.

Vintage 1950's ceramic vase, from Little Village Vintage.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more vintage items in Little Village Vintage's Etsy shop.

Fresh Air.

Air plant with vase, from Tortoise Loves Donkey.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more plants and terrariums in Tortoise Loves Donkey's Etsy shop.

All Together Now.

"Yeti Head Chorus" handmade ornaments, from Laura Kedro.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more weird, yet lovely creations (including my personal fave, Mikey the Penguin) in Laura Kedro's Etsy shop.

Show Your Bones.

Cardboard skull wreath, from Cardboard Safari.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more cardboard sculptures in Cardboard Safari's Etsy shop.

Handmade Geometry.

Paper wall sculpture, from LBC Paper.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more handmade paper goods in LBC Paper's Etsy shop.

Trail of Color.

"Afterthought" art print, from Dr. Kennedy Jones.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more ultra-creative prints and paper goods in Dr. Kennedy Jones' Etsy shop.

Double Wide.

Peach crystal cluster double ring, from Moorea Seal.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more one-of-a-kind jewelry and accessories in Moorea Seal's Etsy shop.

A Face Made For Radio.

Embroidery hoop, from Pilous Percilla.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more atypical embroidery in Pilous Percilla's Etsy shop.

Tiny Work Day.

"Little Factories" terrarium, from Slightly Useful.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more wonderful miniatures in Slightly Useful's Etsy shop.

Paper Bunnies.

"They Made Her Stay" paper doll kit, from Paper Thin Saga.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find other incredibly creative paper doll kits (and more) in Paper Thin Saga's Etsy shop.

Dear Platter.

Vintage, made-to-order script platter, from No Tengo Miedo Clay.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more handmade, one-of-a-kind ceramics in No Tengo Miedo's Etsy shop.

Watching.

Plastic doll eyes, from Pulp Miscellania.

Part of our week long "Keep It Weird" series. Find more strange specimens in Pulp Miscellania's Etsy shop.